THINGS TO DO IN AUSTRALIA:
ride an emu
get a southern cross tattoo
say “g’day” a lot
and get destroyed by a drop bear
p.s. I’m in sydney in november (I live in Canberra, whoops) to hear noam chomsky give his sydney peace prize address. whooooooooooo if we’re there for the same reason.
would you fuck me? because i’d fuck me.
someone hold me