April 2011
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You And Me Could Write A Bipartisan Romance
[From Not Always Right]
(I am the first person to arrive at work in the morning, and I answer a call literally as soon as I walk into the door.)
Caller: “Finally! I have been calling since 5 am! You people should be ashamed, I have an emergency!”
Me: “I’m sorry, no one gets here until 10 am most days. How can I help you?”
Caller: “I have a serious problem! My daughter has planned to have a...
Stereo-Griping
[From Not Always Right]
(While stocking items on the shelf I notice a guy sitting by the changing rooms with the bored, “being forced to go shopping with the missus” look on his face.)
Me: “Girlfriend making you comment on everything in the store?”
Guy: “Me? No. I’m gay. My friend only just found out and figured we could go shopping together despite my protests.”
Me: “Sorry bout the mistake,...
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scrape-your-knee asked: You have no room to reblog anything related to Harry Potter because you didn't cry when Dobby died.
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week goals: correctly use meta in a sentence and see how it goes but i guess it’s kind of dependent on the people you use it around like when i use the term ship and some people are all like wow i can’t believe i’m meeting someone who actually uses that word in it’s correct manner and it’s surprising to me how often that happens but still others have no idea and some...
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I wish emily browning was *my* girlfriend →
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Extreme Sports Part 3: Hockern
EXTREME SITTING DOWN. It’s like skateboarding with this stool that you flip and do mad tricks n shit with.
It’s also one of the few sports where haemorrhoids are a career-ending injury.
Intro video | This is the right way to market your product | HOCKTOBERFEST
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Here are the young men
the weight on their shoulders
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-17) →
The xx (27)
Emilie Simon (22)
Lykke Li (18)
Joanna Newsom (10)
Air (9)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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scrape-your-knee replied to your post: I TRIED TO TALK TO YOU ON SKYPE LAST NIGHT/THIS AFTERNOON FOR YOU OR WHATEVER but you never responded and I hate you.
NOT MY BOWL OF RICE, MATE.
scrape-your-knee asked: I TRIED TO TALK TO YOU ON SKYPE LAST NIGHT/THIS AFTERNOON FOR YOU OR WHATEVER but you never responded and I hate you.
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And in other NEWS OF THE WORLD, a scissor runner stole my heart.
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Conversation from some party:
So there’s these two guys arguing, and we couldn’t really hear them.
Me: I think they’re arguing because the guy on the left ships Harry and Hermione……
Kate: While the guy on the right ships Harry and Ron.
Anonymous asked: amazing hangover cure? sheesh i wish.
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cherpumples-deactivated20120515 asked: Oh that's awesome! Yeah I always hope that if I become more associated with Joanna on the internet, eventually she will surely *have* to find me haha.
ps. thank you :)
ps. thank you :)
Anonymous asked: wanna snuggle? it's cold and i have joanna newsom on. ha
i hope your night is going alright.
i hope your night is going alright.
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NEW ORDER APPRECIATION LIFE
bluejuniata asked: Noise band?
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Who died and made you in charge of who loves who?
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-3) →
Fang Island (25)
Lykke Li (18)
Noah and the Whale (11)
Joanna Newsom (8)
Rilo Kiley (7)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Four seconds was the longest wait
Four seconds was the longest wait
Four seconds was the longest wait
Four seconds was the longest wait
Four seconds was the longest wait