April 2011
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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You And Me Could Write A Bipartisan Romance
[From Not Always Right] (I am the first person to arrive at work in the morning, and I answer a call literally as soon as I walk into the door.) Caller: “Finally! I have been calling since 5 am! You people should be ashamed, I have an emergency!” Me: “I’m sorry, no one gets here until 10 am most days. How can I help you?” Caller: “I have a serious problem! My daughter has planned to have a...
Apr 28th
Stereo-Griping
[From Not Always Right] (While stocking items on the shelf I notice a guy sitting by the changing rooms with the bored, “being forced to go shopping with the missus” look on his face.) Me: “Girlfriend making you comment on everything in the store?” Guy: “Me? No. I’m gay. My friend only just found out and figured we could go shopping together despite my protests.” Me: “Sorry bout the mistake,...
Apr 28th
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scrape-your-knee asked: You have no room to reblog anything related to Harry Potter because you didn't cry when Dobby died.
Apr 28th
Apr 28th
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week goals: correctly use meta in a sentence and see how it goes but i guess it’s kind of dependent on the people you use it around like when i use the term ship and some people are all like wow i can’t believe i’m meeting someone who actually uses that word in it’s correct manner and it’s surprising to me how often that happens but still others have no idea and some...
Apr 26th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 21st
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I wish emily browning was *my* girlfriend →
Apr 20th
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Extreme Sports Part 3: Hockern
EXTREME SITTING DOWN. It’s like skateboarding with this stool that you flip and do mad tricks n shit with. It’s also one of the few sports where haemorrhoids are a career-ending injury. Intro video | This is the right way to market your product | HOCKTOBERFEST
Apr 20th
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Here are the young men
the weight on their shoulders
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-17) →
The xx (27) Emilie Simon (22) Lykke Li (18) Joanna Newsom (10) Air (9) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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scrape-your-knee replied to your post: I TRIED TO TALK TO YOU ON SKYPE LAST NIGHT/THIS AFTERNOON FOR YOU OR WHATEVER but you never responded and I hate you. NOT MY BOWL OF RICE, MATE.
Apr 20th
scrape-your-knee asked: I TRIED TO TALK TO YOU ON SKYPE LAST NIGHT/THIS AFTERNOON FOR YOU OR WHATEVER but you never responded and I hate you.
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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And in other NEWS OF THE WORLD, a scissor runner stole my heart.
Apr 17th
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Conversation from some party:
So there’s these two guys arguing, and we couldn’t really hear them. Me: I think they’re arguing because the guy on the left ships Harry and Hermione…… Kate: While the guy on the right ships Harry and Ron.
Apr 16th
Anonymous asked: amazing hangover cure? sheesh i wish.
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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cherpumples-deactivated20120515 asked: Oh that's awesome! Yeah I always hope that if I become more associated with Joanna on the internet, eventually she will surely *have* to find me haha.

ps. thank you :)
Apr 16th
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Anonymous asked: wanna snuggle? it's cold and i have joanna newsom on. ha
i hope your night is going alright.
Apr 16th
Apr 16th
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NEW ORDER APPRECIATION LIFE
Apr 16th
Apr 14th
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bluejuniata asked: Noise band?
Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Who died and made you in charge of who loves who?
Apr 11th
Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Listen EN T’ATTENDANT | Mélanie Laurent Just going...
Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-4-3) →
Fang Island (25) Lykke Li (18) Noah and the Whale (11) Joanna Newsom (8) Rilo Kiley (7) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Apr 5th
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Apr 5th